Words of a Madman

If a tree falls in the woods and kills a hiker, does it make a sound?

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I really have nothing to say. I guess I could talk about politics or world trade, but I like gum. A rubber polymer embedded with sugar. The human brain has evolved to introduce such advances to the universe. That is why dogs will never rule the Earth. Forget tool making, they can't make gum. Go human brain.

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The other day I was walking in the woods and low and behold I came across Bigfoot. He was drunk and complaining about the violence in hockey. His feet aren't really so big... size 12 maybe.

Also, his name is Steve.

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Do you think that the pilot wishes he would have done a missed approach/go around?

That would pucker my ass.

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Went to the Aardvark in Fort Worth over the weekend to a friend's CD release party. I am now officially disabled. I have lost around 90% of my God given hearing. When I am asked if the phone is ringing I say no its just my ears. Will the ringing ever stop. I will either learn to deal with it or go insane. Wait... go more insane. Like need shock therapy insane.

Thanks to BogusDot for helping me get my blog fired up and a basic course in html.

GSY

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Dreams are a bizarre reality. Last night I dreamed that I was playing baseball with little league players. I was talking trash and trying to get them thrown out of the game by the umpire. Maybe I am a giant among the weak or I am a bully. :) It was very Billy Madison. Tonight we are going to a friends CD release party.

Over

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I have observed that your life can be broken-up into the different stages by your nap taking.

When you are a child, you don't want to take a nap.

When you are an adult, you want to take a nap.

When you are old, you don't mean to take a nap.

Somehow this is profound but not.

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